I have a top 10 for plenty of things…movies, food, fashion staples, places I wan to visit, etc, etc…
This past week I’ve been at home, confined with no means of adequate transportation for north pole, 30 days of night, the world is coming to an end type of weather. I was fortunate enough to spend the first half of the day working, keeping me busy. The other half…well that is a different story.
Aside from perusing the white wintry streets of my neighborhood what else was there to do? Well I spent some time compiling a list. My top 10 of random annoying things when it snows:
1. New parents. Hi there! Yes, it’s your baby’s first snow. The cute mom & baby or dad & baby posing while lovely snowflakes fall, I love it! I did the same with both my kids. What I didn’t do is upload my entire memory card of 117 photos to Facebook. One or two, heck maybe even three photos is sufficient. This goes for existing and non-parents capturing moments of snowball fights, sledding, snowmen, your backyard covered in snow, a tree or powerline that fell…one or two photos, that’s all.
2. Power outages. This is not only an inconvenience to my family but really annoying when it goes out while I am playing Bejeweled Blitz on my iPad, not to mention I still had about 18 seconds left to reach my personal best. You see my iPad is not 3G, so when the power goes out so does my wi-fi. I could opt to only playing on my iPhone but the screen is too small. I would like to just once be number 1 for the week, I need to beat fellow FB player’s (which will remain anonymous) score of 678,455.
3. Piratebay. When I download Korean horror movies then go to watch it…the subtitles are in Russian. What the hell? Also, I’m lost for words with The Human Centipede, 2. It definitely puts my gag reflex in motion, but it’s something you keep on watching. It’s gross period. Hope a part 3 comes out. Oops, I just threw up a little.
4. Running out of Diet Coke. Granted Safeway is a 5 minute walk, the time it takes to bundle up (sweats, layers of tanks, tees, sweaters, coat, hat, scarf, etc…) is a lot of work, not to mention dragging both kids with me.
5. Children. If you have them, you may or may not understand. I have a 10 and 4 year old. Being in a house for 5 days straight with energy filled kids would drive any adult insane. the fighting, the screaming, the whining, and just about everything gets to be too much. I love my kids to death and would do anything for them. I just hope they sleep in this morning, I wouldn’t mind if they it up around noon or so.
6. Daytime TV. Absolutely a waste.
7. Common sense. Why do people lack it? Don’t people watch the news? Do they not see all the cars on the road having trouble? Do they not see how much snow and ice is out there? What is so smart about having a bon fire inside your home to stay warm because the power is out? Why people think it’s okay to try and brave the streets to make it to work to only then turn around complain on twitter and Facebook how it was crazy. Did you think there wasn’t going to be any delays taking the bus? Just because you have an SUV you think you can make it up QA hill? People are just stupid.
8. Living near the convergence zone. Enough said.
9. People from other states making fun of us Seattlites. Especially people who live in states where it is sunny all year long, you really have no idea what the last 5 days were like.
10. Weather forecasts. Today you promised us rain and warmer temps. Where is it?
My top 10 annoying things about snow.






